No teef!

My front teef are gone! I haf no fangs now-- the top 'n'bottom ones are all gone. Mom tried to get a picshure so's I could show efurryone, but she couldn't take it quick enuff. She says new ones will grow in. I hope so!

She keeps talkin' about calling a V-E-T to talk 'bout my chewing problem. What problem? Can I help it if I like her arm best? She's tried to get me to stop by distractin' me- but the toys only work 'til they stop moving, then I jump back up. Dunno why she's so mad-- I don't use my claws! And I haf no fangs! And then she growled at me! Can you belief it? Momma growled at me! So I looked all sorry and licked her and 'pologized. And then I went back to bitin' her arm- and she growled again, but since she didn't bite me, I knows I was ok. But then the growlin' gets mad- but I just keeps my mouf on her arm anyway.
And then- to make it worse...she puts something called Viks Vapo-Rub on her arm! Whhheeeeewwww! It's stinky! It's kitty-repellant or something. It's not like I do it all the time, just for a bit efurry night. What's so bad about that?

oh..she says her arms look like she's been slicing them or something....

can I help it? ooooh, gotta go back to biting!

Tuna

Tuna water. Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm!!!!!

Aliens didn't get me! (yet)

I'm still here, I didn't go anywhere! The room upstairs wif the computer has been furry hot the past few weeks and hard to sit up there fur long enuff to write. But the heat has finally broken!!! Mom actually turned off the air-cooler this weekend and, here's the best part-- OPENED WINDOWS ALL OVER THE HOUSE!!! For 3 days!!! One window in efurry room, it was hard to choose which one to sit in!! So I know I have a lot of catching up to do.

Aliens didn't get me, but we might have gotten one in our house. It was here after all the people left.




Freaky, isn't it?




Maybe they're trying to replace me?

I mean, maybe it's an alien replacement or something- it even looks like me! Although it isn't moving..maybe it hasn't been animated yet? Are they gonna abduct me and then bring it to life?? Like..like..frankenfurstein???



hmm...what's it looking at?
What? What's down there that's so interesting? The pod transfer??
Is it gonna come up through the floor?


Where're the aliens?? C'mon...speak!! Or...is it alien goo..black stuff? Ooze?


I don't see anything.



This is stupid. Nothin's there except the carpet.
Maybe Mom's right and I've been watching too much X-Files. That's it!! I'll go call Mulder! Maybe he can help!



**hehe, go ahead and try, kitty, go ahead and try**

Invasion! (led by Moses' blurpy thing)

We were invaded yesterday! The day had been going along normally until the afternoon. That's what it started to get strange. My turbo-scratcher, feather toys and the big chair got moved into a corner of the living room and then new things came and got put in the room.



Then Dad picked up these funny-smelling things, put them to his mouth and blew them up! They were funny-shaped balls and fun to bat around. It would float in the air and I hit it with my paws and chase it and even picked it up in my mouth! Then it got stuck on the stairs and I went to pick it up again and it rolled and I bit down and there was a loud boom and it disappeared!


Then the door banged and Gran'ma came in (she 'dopted one of my brofurs) and her bag smelled good! Here I am inspectin' it.

It smelled like catnip, but there wasn't any in it.

And then.....the INVASION started! It was awful!

First came Moses' Mom and Dad.
AND THEY BROUGHT THE BLURPY THING!!!

That wasn't too bad, but then they took the blurpy thing out and let it go free! And then they brought it up to me to sniff, but it started smiling and grabbing me. If that wasn't bad enough, they got the feather toy to show off my athleticism (it was feathers, I couldn't resist) and the blurpy thing started making weird noises. They said it was laughing. Every time I ran by it, it laughed. Good thing it couldn't actually move, it just lay there on the floor wiggling.
It was pure torture, too and I let my displeasure be known. For the furst time ever, I moaned & growled!! (all I did at the v.e.t. was a tiny hiss).
And you should have smelled the blurpy thing! eeeyyyuuuuu! Hasn't someone given it odor-control litter? I love my Fresh Step (it's fun to play in, too)
And the stuff coming out of it's mouth-- disgusting, drooling...like a dog! (hmmm...any relation?)
I made sure to stay on the far end of the room from the blurpy thing, but they kept carrying it around so it would make those funny noises when it saw me.

Then the invasion continued and more humans arrived! My offur Gran'ma and Gran'pa-- from Catawba (They're owned by 3 kitties) and they brought food with them. And more humans kept coming! Mom told me I could go upstairs on the bed, but there was too many people! She got Bear and then picked me up and took me upstairs (why go myself when I can get carried?) where it was quiet. I sat up for a while listening to all the noise and finally took a nap with Bear.

- All the people. Mom's in the white shirt.
- the horrid blurpy thing, but Moses' Mom and Dad were okay.

Turns out it was a party for Mom's birthday.


It seemed like furr-ever, but finally the humans started leaving until only me, Mom, Dad, Moses' Mom & Dad and the blurpy thing were left. I decided it was safe to come downstairs. They all started playing something called, "Imagine If"-- and I kept hearing my name during it!
Luckily, the blurpy thing stayed in Moses' Mom's lap so it was safe for me to play with my stuff.

And, I discovered I like cake icing. And cantelope!

I'll post more about it later, but I'm still worn out from yesterday. And today I got another dose of Frontline, so I've been scratching off a coupla dead fleas. But I also got something new! Mom got me a treat called, Cat Greenies-- fish-flavored!! yummyyy!!!!

I don't think I like blurpy things.

So I took it out on the monkey.

Purrfday!

Today was Mom's purrfday and Dad and I were busy. Dad came home from work and we took a car ride!! We picked up Mom's present and then went through a car wash! That was not fun!! It was loud and noisy and dark. Big flappers hitting the windows and the big roller at the end. I was so glad when it was over! Then we waited and waited for Mom to come home from work.

See the purrty peach flowers Dad got. He said they're roses.


They smell nice, too!


I'm not eating it! I'm re-arrang..re-doing it...the leaf fell out.
Honest!



This is Mom's other present. A funny monkey.


It's made of the same stuff as Bear and the soft plushy cover on Mom & Dad's bed..it's yummy. hmmm...that looks good next to Bear..ooo, I can't resist..velour(?)

Mom says thanks for all the purrfday wishes!

Bear

I'm so glad my bear came back, I luv my bear!! uh oh, I gotta make this quick-- it's thunder-rumbling again- I'm not allowed on the computer when it's rumbling and flashing.

Here I am bringing Bear back to my corner of the couch.


Then I hafta "ignore" him as punishment for going missing for so long, he has to learn to behave.



I missed you, Bear! Don't disappear again, I was worried about you!





I'll try to think up a song for Derby's challenge, but I don't know that many tunes yet...ooo, can I sing one 'bout my Mom? Would that be ok? Her purfday's tommorrow (friday)!

Lotta rumbling and flashing going on, so will have to wait til later to get back on the computer.

'Night!

Found!!

Yay! I found my bear!!!

Ok, Dad actually found it when he wuz pulling laundry from under the bed. I forgot it was there!
We had a happy reunion last night and now I don't let him out of my sight, I've been carrying Bear around everywhere I go so I don't lose him again. It was really lonely the past week without Bear to play with, I'm glad Dad found him.

Now that I have him back again I can relax and work on Derby's song challenge.

yucky weather

What happened to the weather? It was soooo nice and COOL on Sunday!! It was in the 70s and the humidity was gone and it was sunny and nice.

Now....the humidity's back. and it's s'posed to rain again. yuck.

the girl with the case came back again last night! Mom didn't load the pic from the camera yet, so I hafta wait 'til she gets home from work today.

now for bad news-- I lost my bear!! I was playing with it last week and it disappeared. I can't remember where I left it and I've been looking all over the place!

Cool down

It's been furry hot & humid all week long and the a/c has been on, but it's still been muggy in the house and then....

I found a new way to stay cool this week-- the fridgerator!!


I don't wanna come out, I like it in here!



do I hafta come out? pleeeease can I stay in here?


hey, why does the light go out when you close the door?

ok, ok, I'm coming...sheesh!

I'll just mess up your camera shot, Mom.

strangers came back

Here I am, bunny-watching (if you click on the picture for a bigger image, you'll be able to see it better)

The bunny is the little brown spot on the right side of the picture (where my head is pointing in the picture on the right)

Here's a close-up of it!



And the strangers that were here last week came back yesterday!! The man stayed outside reading a book this time, but the girl with case went with Mom in the noise-maker room. And those sounds came from there again! The door was closed so I couldn't investigate and don't know what was making those sounds, so I just stood watch in the hallway. After a while, Mom and the girl-with-the-case came out again and she and the Man left.



This is the case the girl brings with her.

"complete" litter box

This is what my litter box looks like when it's all put together. Mom says it's called a "Booda Dome", whatever that means. I just like to jump in the fresh litter and mess around so Mom has to scoop it off the floor before she puts the lid on. And the white thingy is an "odor fan"- I like to chew on the cord. Sometimes I"ll even unplug it and then it swings back'n'forth in the air- even more fun!

But what's even better -- it's huge fun for sneak attacks!!

Sunday chores

Helping clean my litter box

Inspecting the litter-locker

wow, that's a lotta poop! looks like it's full- time to empty it in the garbage.
all that's from li'l ol' me?


inspecting the fresh litter....smells good!

now the dirty stuff is done-- lunchtime!


What's the next chore?

Hi Dad!!


trimming the hedges...

don't forget the ones on the other side!


Man, that was hot work! Dad and I had a long, cool drink after trimming the hedges. Then I helped Momma with the the loud carpet monster. (ok, I watched from a safe distance)


Man, that was a lot of work today, I'm bushed.